Crazed walker seeks intellectual bloke whose carbon footprint bears no resemblance to my size 8's.... re-uses their plastics bags and is prepared to wear an extra jumper as opposed to having the heating on all the time. Gorgeous smile, infectious laugh & broad shoulders optional, but would be very much appreciated, as would a passing interest in football, beyond the premiership, and radio programmes and literature. Best one liner wins it!?
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Do you want me to forward this to various men I know?
Some of them are single.
as long as they single... and wash regularly!!!
is their singleness (singleosity?) a necessary condition for you to be interested?
There really aren't many decent men about you know. Most of them are hopelessly weak, dribbly, and not in the least bit handsome (unlike myself and a known admirer, of course)
do they dribble because they have lost their teeth?
I agree most men are not handsome just merely tolerable. Those that are handsome don't give me a side ways glance. Or if they do I have to pay them! (only 40p mind you).
Why are men weak? and why are they not weak at the knees for me?
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