Saturday, January 26, 2008

Ride of Your Life...

A friend sent this to me based on my worried frown lines....

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four
and a half!'
You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to
the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!'

You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!
And then the greatest day of your life! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you
turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! She
TURNED; we had to throw her out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!!
You MAKE it to 60.
You didn't think you would!
So you
BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to
60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and
a half!'

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!


HOW TO STAY YOUNG


1.
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'
2.
Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3.
Keep learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle
mind is the devil's workshop.'
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4.
Enjoy the simple things.
5.
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6.
The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7.
Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,
hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.
8.
Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9.
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10.
Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.


AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away .

And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!!

SO if you are reading I'm sharing it with you! Frowns and all....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can tell that was penned by a Septic:
"Keep only cheerful friends".

NO! It is not the British way, damn it. This afternoon I've been having a good old moan about ailments with my 77 year old neighbour. Her version of cheerful? "Arr, there's always someone worse off than you when you think about it".

Karoona said...

You are a cyclist - please share the ride of your life by way of a contrast!!

How on earth can I keep cheerful friends? I mean, it might rub off.... !!

Anonymous said...

Indeed!

Was trying to think of some cheerful friends, concluded that I have none and then remembered Kerry!

Not sure the ride of my life is fit for sharing on a family website ;)

Anonymous said...

I am not sure about the cheerful friends thing. if that was the case I would have no friends...oh