I am playing football - annual six-a-side! Any tips!?
Feel free to come and support our side - The Rebooters - 6pm onwards. I think the team strategy is get knocked out as soon as poss in order to head off down the pub for grub n beers!!
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Get a gorilla to be your goalie. They'll never get one past him.
Cheers Gorilla Bananas - I'll bear it in mind! Can you recommend any gorilla in particular, and can he get here from the Congo in time?!
If required can do you a deal on knee bandages, ankle straps etc + many types of potions for the rubbing of and taking of!! This is, of course, for after the event as for the actual playing - refrain from swearing at the ref - (taking ones teeth out tends to make one look more aggressive!!)Good luck xx
From one who knows!!! Forget everything you see at Gillingham and concentrate on the football - pass to your own team is a good principle!! Friend of Colin and Arthur!!
oh lord and the team colours are blue! doomed to shoot wide or over cross bar...
the other tip - don't get haircut as you will loose what talent you did have.. (not much in the first place)
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